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Software
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Software is a great combination between artistry and engineering.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
(By Navneet singh)
awesome programming quotes
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J2ME programmers count bytes the way a super-model counts calories.
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Java: write once, run away!
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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
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Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
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Java is a DSL to transform big XML documents into long exception stack traces.
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The definition of Hell is working with dates in Java, JDBC, and Oracle. Every single one of them screw it up.

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