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  • Software is a great combination between artistry and engineering.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. 

       (By Navneet singh)

awesome programming quotes

 

  • J2ME programmers count bytes the way a super-model counts calories. 

  • Java: write once, run away! 

  • If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

  • Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders. 

  • Java is a DSL to transform big XML documents into long exception stack traces. 

  • The definition of Hell is working with dates in Java, JDBC, and Oracle. Every single one of them screw it up. 

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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